Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Monday, July 30, 2012

Paging Veritas

"I saw my father march with Martin Luther King."  
-Mitt Romney, December 6, 2007
 Mitt's father, Gov. George Romney, a moderate Republican, was viewed as strong on civil rights and he was supportive of Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. However, he never marched with Dr. King. Mitt made that up in a lame attempt to pander to African American voters and then refused to back down when the truth of his lie was revealed. Here's what he said in defense of his earlier statement: 

"I think the thing that's relevant is that my dad was a champion in the civil rights movement, that he aligned himself with Martin Luther King." 
In the world I live in, that is not the same thing as saying "I saw my father march with Martin Luther King." What would folks call you if you said you saw your father marching with a famous civil rights leader, and you know that you never saw such a thing?


*In terms of faux pas, Mitt Romney is the gift that keeps on giving. I will certainly offer further evidence for why he needs to go sit down somewhere as the election year marches forward.


Sunday, July 29, 2012

Intervention Needed

"I've always expressed my love for fashion through my music." --Lil Kim

Well, it's pretty clear that Kim doesn't express her love for fashion through, um...fashion. Many have expressed concern that she might be arrested again, this time for committing numerous fashion violations. I have always maintained that being a hot mess should be against the law--here, we see Kim committing felonious assault on our eyes. 


Thanks for the post, Wendell--lol!

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Isn't She Lovely

"I don't care what scientists say. You can be converted. You were not born that way."--Bishop Eddie Long

Bishop Eddie Long settled lawsuits brought by young men who said he had gay sexual relationships with them. He is the pastor of New Birth Missionary Church in Atlanta, GA. He is well-known for his homophobia and opposition to marriage equality, but we've heard this line before. Closet cases are often the most extreme homophobes.


Friday, July 27, 2012

Too Much "Midday Sun"

"I have in my hand 57 cases of individuals who would appear to be either card-carrying members or certainly loyal to the Communist Party, but who nevertheless are still helping to shape our foreign policy." --Sen. Joseph P. McCarthy, R-WI (1950) 
"I believe there's about 78 to 81 members of the Democrat Party who are members of the Communist Party. It's called the Congressional Progressive Caucus." --Rep. Allen West, R-FL (2012)

McCarthy is already "sitting down somewhere," if you know what I mean. 
As for West...GSDS!

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Chatty Cathy

"We’re inviting God’s judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at him and say we know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage. And I pray God’s mercy on our generation that has such a prideful, arrogant attitude that thinks we have the audacity to redefine what marriage is all about." --Dan Cathy, President of Chick-Fil-A

Now you KNOW you need to go sit down somewhere when even the MUPPETS reject you!


Tuesday, July 24, 2012

The Neologist

Sarah Palin, quoted discussing her penchant for language:

“‘Refudiate,’ ‘misunderestimate,’ ‘wee-wee’d up.’ English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!” 
--Tweeted by Palin, July 18, 2010

She needs to GSDS,  preferably on an ice floe!

Monday, July 23, 2012

Avatar of Hatred

“Teddy Kennedy's 1965 Immigration Act was expressly designed to change the ethnic composition of America to make it more like Nigeria, considered more susceptible to liberal demagogues.”
"Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity, as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of ‘kill everyone who doesn't smell bad and doesn't answer to the name Mohammed.’”
--Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter, GSDS (preferably in a chair with electricity)!

Sunday, July 22, 2012


"I don’t have facts to back this up, but I happen to believe that these demonstrations are planned and orchestrated, to distract from the failed policies of the Obama administration,” Cain said. “Don’t blame Wall Street, don’t blame the big banks — if you don’t have a job and you are not rich, blame yourself!

--Herman Cain (former Republican Presidential contender)
And, when asked for his foreign policy ideas on Libya:


Saturday, July 21, 2012

Jimmy "J.J." Walker

On marriage equality--aka gay marriage: "I'm just against it on moral grounds, that's it. I'm as much a heathen as anybody. I just don't believe on moral grounds it should be done. I don't like it, I don't accept it." 
On President Obama: "...I don't think he's a bad guy. I don't think he's a good guy for the job we have to do."

Pictured with CAB (Crazy-Ass Beeyotch) Ann Coulter. 'Nuff said.
Now, this mofo REALLY needs to go sit down somewhere! 


Friday, July 20, 2012

Nancy (Dis) Grace

She, of exploitative "tot mom-vodka mom-you-name-it-mom" salaciousness, truly needs to go sit down somewhere. And she needs to cover her damn nipple when she does. Gross.

This H.A.M. F.V.needs to GSDS!!!

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Florida Lt. Governor Jennifer Carroll

(On being accused of having a lesbian relationship with a staffer)

“...usually black women that look like me don’t engage in relationships like that.”
--Jennifer Carroll, Lt. Gov. of Florida (Republican)

This H.A.M. just needs to GSDS (go sit down somewhere)!